Dan Bern sings Tiger Woods
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November 27th, 2009
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Another song from Dan's excellent gig at the Borderline , London 6/3/07
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This guy is super SWEET! …..i’m seriously
I saw him live a few years ago! I got to sit on the stage with him!!!
My childhood hero!
I am offering $ 250,000, who in the next golf tournament, “Deutsche Bank Championship, Woods tell, Black sissy shit. And break the tail with kick.
I offer $ 250,000. I send the money in the account that you say.
good luck. Estoy ofreciendo 250.000 dolares, quien en el proximo torneo de golf Deutsche Bank Championship, le diga a WOODS, negro maricon de mierda. Y le rompa ese culo a patadas.
Ofrezco 250.000 dolares. Consignare el dinero en la cuenta que usted diga.
buena suerte.
…But you know fuck all.
So I know not to listen to you.
The difference between you and I is that I’d say all this to your pathetic little faces if I needed to. Lucky for you, you live the other side of the Atlantic to me makes it very easy for you to hide.
Now stop proving your own point AND mine and shut up.
you suck lol i think any1 who takes the time to type that up over youtube, knowing ull never knowlingly see this kid in your life, is one big pussy hiding behind a computer screen.
man, Dan Bern should be alot bigger than he is
Good Shit!
I just realised i have big balls too. Size of puppies….
Ok, perhaps this version isn’t poor, but in my humble opinion, it’s not his best…
…Classic nonetheless.
To be fair, he ‘pwned’ himself.
TOTALLY PWNED
Think of me what ever the hell you like.
At the end of the day, you’re only saying it because you’re hidden behind your little computer screen, safe from the world outside.
I feel sorry for people like you. People with no balls who get satisfaction from slagging people off for their opinions or interpretations over the net.
It’s pathetic. Get out of the house once in a while.
Wow, you got me good.
i’m pretty sure that you’re reading too much into the song….
and i’m pretty sure you’re a wanker
i like this rendition. i think its a lot better than the recorded version
i like this live version better than the recording
this is terrible.
Hey Stoner, can we now say it’s critically acclaimed? Thanks for your analogy.
This song is absolute genius.
This is a poor rendition of it.
It’s a song that takes a step back from modern life and shows it a mirror. The verse about Madonna is about acheiving life long ambitions too quickly. If you do so, you’ll end up with nothing to look forward to, and no direction in life thereafter…
And the verse about girls? I’m sure most can relate…
A brilliant splicing of comedy and modern satire.
lol, you’re boring kid with nothing better to do than insult what you don’t comprehend, and your SWING is what’s “garbage”. tell your parents i said to quit wasting their money on your golf-lessons and buy you a sense of humor instead….
aha ur a fuckin idiot.. this music is garbage.. i understand music..good music this guy is bullshit
yeah, you obviously don’t understand music, or comedy either… how sad…
this is one of the most brilliant songs by one of the most brilliant modern poets, thanks for posting!
This song is retarded genius. Especially the Madonna verse.
I’m the only one Dan’s listener from listener from Russia.(seriously)
The lyrics are damn funny, and i have almost all of his albums.
btw, has anyone heard his old song called “RnR will be done to you”?
peace